BrilliAnt was in a pickle. Already deep up to her thorax overseeing the assignment of the N Division worker ants for daily foraging duties, she had been burdened for the rest of the month with the onerous task of calculating the daily nutritional loads for the notoriously hyperactive ant larvae of Sector MCMLXXII. Silently cursing the indisposed AccountAnt, whose debility by way of a fractured left antenna had let to her predicament, she turned her mind to the much hated task at hand and signalled her trusted AssistAnt.
“March them in, will you?” she chirped, even as AssistAnt scrambled out to get the attention of the duty detail of the day.
BrilliAnt sighed as the usual culprits marched in; though she loved these morning briefings, this was one of the days when nothing seemed to get the right start.
Climbing up a step to her favourite brown pebble, she addressed the assembled congruous crew, “Ok girls, sharpen those mandibles and listen up! We are already battling an imbalance in terms of the nutritional load ever since the colony moved away from the honeydew-rich zone. However, a batch of XLVII new larvae is due this noon and we expect a significant shortfall of proteins soon continuing the feed into the night. Following are the teams for the day:
Team Alpha: DominAnt (team leader), SignificAnt, ImportAnt and AbundAnt
Team Beta: ConfidAnt (team leader), CombatAnt, PenetrAnt and ResultAnt
Team Gamma: ObservAnt (team leader), CompliAnt, AnticipAnt and PropellAnt
Backup Defence Team: ValiAnt (team leader), BlatAnt, VibrAnt and DefiAnt
The target assigned for the day – based on WarrAnt’s intelligence gathering – are the bird feeders. It seems that there was a trace of chicken on the crow feeder plate yesterday and presently that seems to be our best hope for proteins. Keep those compound eyes sharp and go for it, girls. Good luck,” BrilliAnt concluded with a flourish of her right front leg.
As the teams marched out swiftly, she got busy with attending to the day’s work smartly laid out by AssistAnt. Just about an hour had passed when there was utter bedlam. CommunicAnt rushed into her chamber, breathless, her antennae wavering all over the place. “Team Beta reporting loss of CombatAnt! The team was on a mound of boiled rice and a sparrow came pecking. The bird flew away when they went into attack mode but with CombatAnt holding on to its beak! Backup Defence Team is planning to scout around for her, but it may take weeks. Rest of Team Beta is headed back to base with the rice grains. There seems to be one spot of good news though – Team Alpha has found a large mound of bread crumbs in the crow feeder, but they can only manage so much. It is volumetrically disproportionate, you know,” she blurted out in one go.
BrilliAnt’s brow was furrowed deep. The loss of a worker was bad in itself, but rice? That was a problem – it was more of carbohydrates! What was Team Beta thinking? She let loose a volley of orders, “Get Teams Beta and Gamma to drop whatever their loads and follow the pheromone trails to the crow feeder. Get them to assist Team Alpha in lifting the bread – it has more proteins than the rice! Send an additional backup detail of TyrAnt and MutAnt. I need that bread more than the crow does. Now get going!”
As CommunicAnt scrambled out of the colony with her orders, BrilliAnt wiped at her head with her left front leg sullenly. Today was certainly not her day. Though they had managed to lay their mandibles upon some proteins – hopefully it would be the 9.1% bread variant – still, extracting the meagre proteins would be a tough ask.
Even as those thoughts were still dissolving in her brains, DormAnt walked in with a flourish, “Queen PregnAnt sends her greetings along with the good news that a fresh batch of MMXX eggs is being delivered to your Sector by this noon. She is further rewarding you with the honour of hosting all the batches of eggs laid till the end of this month. Hope this pleases you well.”
BrilliAnt promptly fainted as all her six legs gave way!
[Featuring: Yellow Crazy Ant (Anoplolepis gracilipes), worker ants; Mumbai]
– Narendra Nayak © 2020
A brilliAnt play of words.
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Ha ha…thank you so much, Padma! 🙂
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Oh what a talent !!
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Thanks a lot, Suni. 🙏🏻🙂
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This delectably Brilli-Ant. You have such Tal-Ant. I want to reblog it and that’s no r-ant.
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Ha ha ha…thank you so very much, Pat! You have always been the brilliAnt queen of quips. 🙂
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eQuips, if you please (hence the name of the blog.) LOL
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😄👍🏼 Hail the EQueen!
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That’s better. Thanks for your delightful sense of humor. I’ve got it scheduled to post on Friday.
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You’re e-nfectious, Pat! 😄
And I sincerely appreciate your kindness! 🙏🏻🙂
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Clever response, Narendra. 🙂
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This is brillAnt work Narendra. I did not ANTicipate that I would enjoy this read so much. Well done and stay creative with your rAnts 😃👍
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Delighted that you enjoyed reading it, Deepika! Your warm words of appreciation are much cherished. 😊🙏🏻
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This is fAntastic!
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Thanks a lot, Ma’am! 🙂
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Immensely enjoyed your rAnt about BrilliAnt and her army. You have a penchAnt for uniqueness and creativity N. You never fail to enchAnt us with your words 👍🏻
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Thank you so very much, R! I treasure your continued words of encouragement. 🙏🏻🙂
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Forgot to give you a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for your photography in the earlier feedback 😊
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Sincerely appreciated! 🙏🏻😇
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So enchANTing!
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Thanks a lot, Luisa! 🙏🏻🙂
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😉
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Bravo! More! More!
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Thank you so much, JM! 🙏🏻
As you’ve mentioned, you truly are a cheerleader! 🙂
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Sheer pun-ish pleasure, Narendra!
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Thanks a lot, Sir!
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Narendra, you need to popularise your blog on different social media platform.This post has such a fAntastic photography and when we read the story- it is brllliAnt imaginative piece of work!
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Thanks a lot, Deeksha, for your warm words of appreciation and encouragement. I do have a FB page and Insta account where I post these as well as other photographs and which are keenly followed by my school and college friends, and professional colleagues. In fact I have graduated to blogging because of the exhortations of some of them! 😄
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That’s wonderful!
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Interesting read and facts
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This is too good! How imaginative…..it is nothing but BrilliAnt! Felt like a full play being staged out right here on my screen. The ending was just so perfect 😀
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Thank you so much for your appreciation; I’m truly delighted that you enjoyed it. Writing humour after a long time. 🙂
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And, I am sharing this one too with my friends…
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Sincerely appreciate your gesture! 🙏🏻🙂
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What a lovely and refreshing read!
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Thank you so much, Devyani! 🙏🏻🙂
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This was a delightful read. I couldn’t stop smiling. Kudos to your brilliant perspective!
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Thank you so much, Anisha! Feels good to know you enjoyed it so. 🙏🏻🙂
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Pleasure is all mine, sir! 🙂
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This is so creative! Wow! Wow!
I loved how you mentioned some typical Ant gestures like : “BrilliAnt concluded with a flourish of her right front leg.” and many more.
The pictures are just awesome!
Yesterday only I’d seen some ants carrying their food and today I found your piece!
I’m in love with your rAnts! 🤩
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Thank you so much, Bhavya, for such hearty words of appreciation; they’re treasured! I’m truly delighted that you enjoyed reading my “tiny” tale! 🙏🏻🙂
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Pleasure is all mine sir. 🌻
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Beautiful pictures and truly brilliAnt story telling. 🙂
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Truly brilliAnt. Spectacular pictures and prose. 🙂
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